If I were Santa
December 17, 2014
If I were Santa…
If I were Santa, here are some things I’d leave under the Christmas trees of some people I know.
A bumper sticker for Johnny-in-a-hurry: You keep tailgating, I keep slowing down.
Bumper sticker for a grandson: Weren’t we supposed to have hover cars by now?
Bumper sticker for a friend who procrastinates on his car maintenance: Honk if anything falls off.
Bumper sticker for a relative who puts off replacing his muffler: I can’t hear you over the roar…
Bumper sticker for a friend’s niece: I’m a new driver. Quit honking.
Bumper sticker for a lady who attracts tailgaters like bees to honey: Sorry for driving so close in front of you.
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Bumper sticker for my wife: I love my mechanic.
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T-Shirt for T.P. Brake & Muffler employees: Mechanics do it best.
Oh, and here’s Santa’s pre-Christmas checklist:
— feed the reindeer.
— polish the sleigh.
— pack discount coupons to T.P. Brake & Muffler (oil changes, tires, brakes, mufflers).
— make sure the sleigh’s windshield wipers are working.
As Santa would say, ho ho ho, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
And brake for reindeer!
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